Happy Birthday Greetings from the North (Canada, that is...)
(To be sung in a very mournful mode, like a funeral dirge.)
Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday.
People crying everywhere.
People dying everywhere.
But Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday.
(I'm sorry, I had to throw that one in. We always sing that one here in Yellowknife--but only to our best friends. Seriously, though, congrats!)