KATIE'S WADDIN' (To the tune of Jessie's Wedding) Chorus Oh me, oh my, she's naw sae shy, Oh me, oh my, she's naw sae shy, Oh me, oh my, she's naw sae shy, #Stevie's# won the hairy pie. 1. The fuzz are getting' worried, and the media's in a steer Katie Middleton's gettin' hitched tae Billy Windsor so Ah hear. 2. As a site for their reception, well they've had to travel far. It might be doon in Windsor, but Ah think it's * Bertie's Bar * 3. They bought a china tea-set, aye and a chanty full of saut, A bonnie coloured cairpet, a kettle and a pot. 4. Oh ye'll naw hae monnie problems though, no matter how ye try, Aye but keep in wi' yir Gran-in Law'n ye'll maybe juist get bye. 5. Billy's ordered aw the booze, a forward-looking chap, It'll need tae be cans an' bottles, cause she's naw got much on tap. 6. It'll cost a pretty penny, aye but whae's tae foot the bill? -- Christ it's cheap at half the price, it's only echty mill! 7. The waddin' day'll be a time o' pomp an' circumstance, Aye but Janet Street-Corner wusnae led a merry dance. 8. It's time tae cheinge oor weise and vote republican instead Cuz another king Billy is the last thing that we need # Fellow students' at St. Andrew's a.k.a. for William, to throw snooping paparazzi off the scent. * A b.y.o.b. shebeen of acclaimed repute, in the depths of Dalbeattie rain forest.
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