I take issue with Smokey. He said he'd saw off his own head and juggle with it, but you can't juggle with just one head. That's more like tossing it, NOT juggling. I mean, juggling is like having three or more heads in the air at one time--and don't even think of trying the old switcheroo about chickens laying eggs and dogs with equally distempered clavicles. Of course if ya had one head, a chicken AND a dog with an an equally distempered clavicle playing an equally tempered claviar from the Walloons, then ya'd have a spectacle, with or without a lens grinder.

Nof offense, Smokey. Just tryin' ta keep the record straight.