I had a visit here from the OPP, eh? Officer Dana and Officer Walsh. They seem to think I mighta had somethin' to do with some stuff that happened over at Joe Blunder's place last night.

Imagine that.

Well, I told 'em I was with my buddies...Lannie and Doug and Grunt (that is a nickname...his real name is Alisdair, but he don't like people to use it, eh?). Anyways, we was together all night over to Lannie's place drinkin' beer and watchin' TV. That is what I tole the cops. And of course it is true. No word of a lie, eh?

They was skepticle, eh? They went on and on beatin' the dead horse around for, like, 2 flippin' hours, and I just kept tellin' 'em the same thing. So finally they went away, but they say they will probally be back to talk to me again after they check things out with the other guys.

Gosh, what a shame that someone messed up Blunder's place and give him 4 flat tires and a busted window! What kind of person would do that? It makes ya wonder, don't it? The trick with the crazy glue was pretty mean too. Musta been some crazy crack addicts, that's what I figger. Or maybe it was the Cathlics, cos they don't like Bludner's church much. It could be a relijius war that is gettin' started here. I hope not. Them relijius wars can go on just about forever and can tear a flippin' commyunity apart. So I sure hope it is not that.

- Don