Ray has told me that he will not be available, unfortunatle, to substitute for the Guess the weight of the Cake Compertion in a Guess How Many Stitches Compettion as travelling to Holmfith Festival of Folk was not an option.
Well he did not actual say all that he just told me to "beggar off!" Which ruffly translates to the above statement. If I had some young lady volenters to go round to Ray's house to count his stiches he may change his mine and take part if I can Guarantee that they have warm hands. Applicants should see me to audition for counting of Ray's stiches on Friday and Saturday Night in the Elephant and Castle.