I `ad that Sir Terry Wogan in my cab the other day. Sun tan, golf clubs and `is copy for `is article in "The Sunday Telegraph".
I said, "Morning M`lord. Cor luvvus, your comments were missed on that European Song Contest the other night. I was looking forward to a laugh and all I got was that pseudo mincer, Graham Norton, and "Match of the Day"".
`e said, " I know Jim, there was so much risible stuff on tap but they didn`t make the most of it. I could have `ad fun and games with some of those dodgy presenters, and those geezers in pointed `ats, well I never".
I said, "Maybe be they`ll do better next year".
`e said, " Yeah, I did `ear they are all going to be riding uni-cycles instead of just the Totty in silver!!".
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