Ruddy iPhone.

Anyway, where was I?

Oh yes. Actually M'Unlearned friend, I do know you. Which is more than I can say for the Ministers you reckon make up policy just to wind you up. Figures I suppose if you reckon the world spins round your caravan.

You know, many in fact a good few million people agree that the goverment coffers need sorting. There may be many different ways of doing so and Osborne may well not have the best answers. But luckily for democracy, pragmatism is higher on most people's agenda than listening to weird beards.

Mind, i still say that inventing work for the unemployed is a socialist not a conservative idea which at least means dogma doesn't always prevail in government thinking.