THE LITTLE BLUE MAN
(Fred Ebb and Paul Klein)

One morning when I was out shopping
Though you'll find it hard to believe
A little blue man came out of the crowd
And timidly tugged at my sleeve.

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"I wuv you, I wuv you," Said the little blue man,
"I wuv you, I wuv you to bits!"
"I wuv you! I wuv you" Said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits.

I hurried back to my apartment
I rushed in and I closed the door.
But there on the desk Stood the little blue man
Who started to tell me once more
.
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For weeks after that I was haunted
Though no one could see him but me
Right by my side was the little blue man
Wherever I happened to be.

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One evening in wild desperation
I rushed to a roof top in town
And over the side, pushed the little blue man
Who sang to me all the way down.

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I whispered, "Thank goodness that's over!"
I smiled as I hurried outside.
But there on the street stood the little blue man
Who said with a tear in his eye.

[Spoken] "I DON'T WUV YOU ANY MORE."