I was always told it was this...

My mother she told to open the door
But I didn't wanna
I open the door and he feel on the floor
That crazy old man from China

My mother she told me to get him a drink
But I didn't wanna
I got him a drink
And drank out the sink
That crazy old man from China

My mother she told me to put him to bed
But I didn't wanna
I put him to bed
And he rolled over dead
That crazy old man from China

My mother she told me to bury he deep
But I didn't wanna
I burried him deep
And he stuck out his feet
That crazy old man from China

My mother she told me to cut off his feet
But I didn't wanna
I cut of his feet
And they ran down the street
That crazy old man from China!