Yet another version, learnt c. 1965 with Crawley RFC: There once was a gay caballero An exceedingly gay caballero Who christened his prick Maria Marie - Maria Marea Marino. He went to a low-down casino An exceedingly low-down casino And with him he took Maria Marie Maria Marea Marino. He there met a fair senorino An exceedingly fair senorino And to her he showed Maria Marie Maria Marea Marino. He showed him her dark crevacino An exceedingly dark crevacino And in it he put Maria Marie Maria Marea Marino. He there caught the dreaded poxino The exceedingly dreaded poxino That withered the tip of Maria Marie Maria Marea Marino. He went to an old medecino An exceedingly old medecino Who cut of the tip of Maria Marie Maria Marea Marino. There now sits an old caballero An exceedingly old caballero Who sits on his rump, nursing the stump of Maria Marea Marino. The tune we rugby players used for this was the verse tune of "Sing Us Another One" (for limericks). Jon Bartlett
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