I find it shocking!!!!!...yes, shocking that people actually born in Great Britain would be so mean-minded and utterly stupid as to criticize and attack Wimbledon! What is the matter with you? You must be some kind of anarchist revolutionary radical socialist fear-mongering half-wits to attack one of our great traditions in sport this way. I hope you all get arrested and subjected to waterboarding or electrocution or some other hideous form of interrogation. Now I know why they've put those little cameras up all over the country. They're keeping an eye on YOU.

As for the rest of you, meaning those who weren't born in Great Britain, just go away! We don't need your ill-informed advice.

- Veronica