Here's the version I used to sing with my Aunt.

I fell out a window, a second story window
I caught my eyelash on the window sill, a sill
Here comes the train
Do you think it looks like rain
A boys best friend is his mother,
No other

While looking through the knothole in Grandpa's wooden leg
Why do they put the shore so near the ocean, the ocean.
Who cut the sleeves out of dear old Daddy's vest
And dug up Billy's grave for a sewer
A sewer.

While chewing Wrigley's spearmint on the bedpost overnight
Feed the baby garlic and you'll sleep out every night.
Quick get the axe, there's a fly on baby's head
Eat Peck's Pink Pills for pale people
Pale people.