I don't know if I have mentioned this in my other threads, but from time to time, I have done work as a clown at birthday parties and other special events.

I play the kazoo, slide whistle, bird whistle and bike horn. I have also built a "kazumpet" from a trumpet with a kazoo for a mouthpiece.

What other goofy/silly instruments are there? Even just plain old "noisemakers". It seems I have gotten a few referrals from friends and people have just waited quite some time before contacting me about performing at their functions.

Oh, I also play the uke, but I only have a soprano that was bought for my kids, and it's way too small for me to play anything but 1st position, one-finger chords on.

I also love to make music with found objects or re-purposed items like funnels, doorbells, etc.

What else is there?