Greetings from Singapore where the authorities are puzzled by the events in UK and the inmates of this Disneyland with the death sentence wonder if The UK could learn a thing or two.
Coming home tomorrow having emptied a few piss pots. Hope there are some buildings left in London. The press here see no difference between the landscape in Tottenham and the landscape in downtown Baghdad.
Of course, the reality will be the UK I left a few weeks ago will be the UK I return to and some new reality TV series will keep the little darlings off the streets for a while.
Punishment? Make them sit in a room whilst M'Unlearned Friend and Jim Carroll debate the impact of the 1954 folk definition.