But but I have a Guitar Tuner on my phone and lots of people have the words to thier songs on thier Phones. Sorry but just stop wingeing about everything. If you havent got or don't want a phone then thats fine.

Get out your reel to reel tape recorder, well you havent got a phone to record some of the music. Take up the whole table with your book of words people should be drinking beer and not resting drinks on pub tables. Ok I'll just take a photo with my SLR and megga flash I would have shot some Video but what with the reel to reel tape recorder and my SLR kit book of words, walking stick, incontence pads (can't stand people who leave a concerts to go to the Loo every other song!)It's just all too much to carry! Beatamax is the future I hear you cry.

Ok I'll put my phone on silent. Now which pocket shall keep it in. I better take care the vibration alerts can be quiet erotic! Oh well I better listen to Radio 4 whilst do the washing up The Archers wont mind if I'm not glued to every Sheep!