It comes in very handy so I've heard the missus say.
She hangs it in the garden just to keep the cats away.
And when she goes to sleep at night, she hangs it on the bed.
She loves to warm her feet against its lovely glowing red.
One foggy night I saw a building all alight.
A policeman he comes rushing up to me with all his might.
Took me for a fire alarm, that's what he did require,
He bashed my face and pulled my nose and started shouting fire.