Intro:
Why'd we have to get so hip?
Why'd we have to take that trip?
You look dumb in dungarees and so do I
Come on put on your nicest dress and I'll put on my tie
Here's why…
        
I'm tired of rock 'n' rollin'; Let's get married, honey. Let's go bowlin'.
Throw away our pot and acid. Spend a weekend at Lake Placid
It's too hard to live in this town when you're strange
What say you and I get Normal for a change?

chorus
What say you and I get Normal? It don't have to be that formal.
We'll just sit and watch TV like others do
We'll eat meat and mashed potatoes; cut our hair so folks won't hate us
Life is nuts enough just living here with you

Let's see who can be most boring.
You do the dishes, Honey, I'll start snoring.
Get a mower. Do some mowin'. Spend all morning just getting it goin'.
We'll show everyone in town we're not deranged
What say you and I get Normal for a change?

Chorus
What say you and I get Normal? It don't have to be that formal.
We'll just sit and watch TV like others do
We'll eat meat and mashed potatoes; cut our hair so folks won't hate us
Life is nuts enough just living here with you
Living here with you and Bobby McGoo