This sounds remarkably like a british army song to the tune "soldiers of the queen".Can't remember all the words but-
Nellie the cripple had only one nipple To feed her baby on, The poor little f....r had only one sucker ........ If you know any ladies who want to have babies just send them round to me .....todays the day we give them away for free Beacause we're Soldiers of the Queen, my boys, etc
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