'Twas the night of the king's castration and the royal ball was coming off
All the courtiers were in the courtyard throwing camel shit at each other because bullshit had not yet been invented.
Balls said the King and laughed because he had t(w)o
The queen cried because she wanted t(w)o
Shit said the king and 50 courtiers stooped and groaned.
for in those days the kings word was law.
Where is the Queen? The Queen is in bed with laryngitis,
I'll kill that Greek bastard.
The King ordered Daniel to come forth from the lion's den
But Daniel slipped on some lion shit and came in fifth
paying only $2.20.
From my old fraternity days at Syracuse 60 years ago. Larry