Now Winifred Ewing's in trouble For telling how we're in the hubble She's our MP's have got the DT's And spend all their time drinking doubles! MP's, Scottish MP's Your time's up now gentlemen please. She's says they are aye on the batter And politics just disnae matter But Hannon MP, says he is TT And aye toast Queen Lizzie in water MP's, Scottish MP's Your time's up now gentlemen please. Way doon in the borders there’s Davie Who swears that he never drinks heavy He might lose his sense and then fall off the fence So Davie steers clear of the bevvy MP's, Scottish MP's Your time's up now gentlemen please. And then there's that Scotified limey He's sober but sleekit and slimy For after a dram he's Thomas not Tam Instead of hootsmon it's cor blimey MP's, Scottish MP's Your time's up now gentlemen please. So Willie's teetotal With a nose that looks pregnant and mockled He's aye on the doss fae Berwick to Ross That bulge at his hips a hauf bottle MP's, Scottish MP's Your time's up now gentlemen please. Now Winnie dinnae be silly And blame them nice men on the telly For Scottish MP's drink nothing but tea For whisky's too Scotch for their bellies MP's, Scottish MP's Your time's up now gentlemen please. MP's, Scottish MP's Your time's up now gentlemen please.
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