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TIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN
By Fred Wedlock

Tights in white satin
And nurses in suede
Nuns in suspenders
And saucy French maids

White satin nighties
Squeals of delight
Anne Summers party
At our house last night

        And they love it
        Yes they love it
        Oh how they love it

Maggie was modelling
A bikini so brief
She could easily use it
For flossing her teeth

Vicky's a virgin
There's really no doubt
She tried a vibrator
And her fillings fell out

Susie saw one in tartan
"Can I try it?" she asked
"No way", said the lady
That's my thermos flask

Ticklers and teasers
To tempt your old man
Magazines full of pictures
You can read with one hand