"College Grades"

A professor stood before his class of 20 senior
organic biology students, about to hand out
the final exam. "I want to say that it's been a
pleasure teaching you this semester. I know
you've all worked extremely hard and many of
you are off to medical school after summer.

So that no one gets their GPA messed up because
they might have been celebrating a bit too much
this week, anyone who would like to opt out of
the final exam today will receive a "B" for the course."

There was much rejoicing amongst the class as
students got up, passed by the professor to thank
him and sign out on his offer.

As the last taker left the room, the professor looked
out over the handful of remaining students and
asked, "Any one else? This is your last chance."

One final student rose up and took the offer.

The professor closed the door and took attendance
of those students remaining. "I'm glad to see you
believe in yourself." he said. "You all have "As."