I've never risen to the bait before, but sorry, this time I couldn't resist. When Bonzo loses his faculties and collapses in the street, a public sector skiver will pick him up and drop him off in a hospital, where a variety of public sector skivers will get him back on his feet. If he is too far gone, further (ill paid) public sector skivers will tuck him up at night, wipe his arse, stick a catheter in his little willy (hopefully frequently) and assess him for brain function. At this point he may have a problem! Never mind Bonzo, there's always the private sector to help you out, and jolly good luck to you.
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