Hey, Rap? The real truth is I flippin' thoght YOU up, man. I did. I was sittin' arownd on, like, a real slow day...and I started thinkin' like who would be the dumbest possible bolthole that could ever even live? Who? And I thunk you up. It was a stroak of flippin' geenius, man! The Bolthole from Boise was flippin' born in that hystorick moment, eh?

I have been, like, playin' arownd with the idea ever since. When I get real bored or don't have nothin' else to do then I make you, my flippin' creashion, post totally stoopid stuff on the Net, eh? And the greatest part is this: You don't even flippin' KNOW that I am makin' you do it...just like the puppete master pullin' the strings, know'm sayin'? The flippin' puppet thinks HE is pullin' the strings!

I was worryin' that if I tole you this you woudl flippin' vanish or somethin', but then I reelized I could make you not beleeve it anyways, so it wouldn't matter.

Ha! Ha! Ha! The laffs just keep comin'! The Bolthole from Boise speaks and the hole flippin' world gets a laff and a haff!

Now I am gonna make you say somethin' else stoopid. Any time now. When I am ready to.

Keep watchin' for it, folks. Youse can all thank me for the flippin' ennertanement when "Rapparee" posts again, eh?

- Shane