Wonderful verses in it. All I can recall are first two lines
Horny Boy rang Widders Bell Stole his Father's ham as well
The rest is also full of references to places in Kent where it's set, great fun working them out. Loaned my copy to a friend from the area about 4 years ago, I think he's still fighting his way through it.
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