the version I remember although not complete went like this;

The moon sone on the village green
It also shone on nell
Where she pumped the water
Where she fucked liked hell
Now Nell she had a lover
He was a filthy bugger he wasn't fit to shovel
shit from one place to another
He took her to the village inn, which he knew was not lawful
And when he pulled her pants down the stink was ruddy awful
Now Nell she ran across the village green
The bastard he pursued her
The white of an egg rolled down her leg
The bastard he had screwed her
3 months later all goes well
6 months later she begins to swell
9 months she went pop out came a bastard with a cast iron cock


I CAN'T REMEMBER THE MIDDLE PART. HOWEVER IN FINISHES

In the court nowt to say'
10 at home and one away

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On his tombstone plainly lacquered
The epitaph, " Just fucking knackered"