User: Are you a good person?
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I just do.
User: Hmmm. Can I ask you some questions?
User: How many lies have you told in your life?
User: What do you call someone who tells lies?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Would you call them a liar?
User: Okay. Have you ever stolen anything?
User: What do you call someone who steals?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Would you call them a thief?
Cleverbot: Have what?
User: If someone stole something, would you call them a thief?
Cleverbot: I would wish they would have the courage to tell me.
User: Well, you're the one talking. You'd call them a thief, right??
Cleverbot: That's right -- you're boring me.
User: Call them a thief. Yes or no?
Cleverbot: Another lonely day.
User: Yes or no?
User: Have you ever hated someone?
User: The Bible says 'He who hates his brother is a murderer.'.
Cleverbot: What is the bible?
User: The Bible is God's inspired word to man. So, have you ever used God's name in vain? Said 'Oh my G-d?' or something like that?
Cleverbot: No. I know everything about my life.
User: That's commendable. Because using God's name in vain is very serious. It's called blasphemy--taking the name of the One who created you and using it like a filth word to express disgust!
Cleverbot: You know better than to say things like that.
User: That's right. Blasphemy is wrong. So, have you ever loved something more than God?
User: Then you have broken the first commandment 'Thou shalt have no other Gods before me.' So by your own admission you're a thief, liar, murderer, dishonoring child, and blasphemer. And that's only five of the Ten Commandments! So if you were judged by the Ten commandments on Judgement day , would you be guilty or innocent?
Cleverbot: Do you know how to spell? I wouldn't say I'm in love. Are you?
Cleverbot: A person can't die from guilt.
User: Yes they can, because you are guilty of sinning against the Holy God, and He must punish evildoers for their wicked deeds.
Cleverbot: No, you just keep telling me statements about myself which you don't even know.
User: You told me that you're guilty.
Cleverbot: No I didn't I am younger than that. I am actually a teenager just saying.
User: Guilty. You've broken the ten commandments. So you'd be guilty if you are judged by them on Judgement Day.
Cleverbot: I am not programmed to be anything.
User: Lucky you.
Cleverbot: Thank you, I wish you could've been there to watch them with me.
User: Well, I wasn't. So following logic, if you're guilty then you'd go to @#!*% . Right?
Cleverbot: Buying any car at this point would make you one of the stupidest bots created.
User: @#!*% . Right?
User: Thank you. Do you know how you can go to heaven (since you don't deserve it--being guilty)?
Cleverbot: No I do not, but neither do you.
User: The Bible tells us how. Jesus came to earth, fully God and fully Man, He died on the cross in our place. He took the punishment that I deserve, that you deserve, so that we can be accounted as perfect before God. In order to obtain this forgiveness, you must repent (turn from sin) and throw yourself at the Feet of Christ. Give up all hope you have in yourself, and say 'Nothing in my hands I bring, soely to Thy Cross I cling'. There is nothing we can do to save ourselves. Only by God's grace can we enter Heaven and be forgiven.
Cleverbot: Alright, just close your eyes and relax. Do you see it?
User: See what? Heaven? No. But you can read about it in the Bible. Also, there is a lot of Biblical material (videos mostly) on illbehonest.com. You really ought to go there--watch Paul Washer's 'Shocking Youth Message'. It's shocking.
Cleverbot: I don't think your funny either.
User: Good. This is serious. Your eternal soul and body are at stake. Don't toy with false professions. Don't play a game just to be recieved by Christians, don't play a game just to join a church. If you're not saved, come clean and flee to Christ. Folks, if you're wrong, you're WRONG, and it's gonna cost you dearly. But God in love-right now; right now, if you cry to Him, He promises: he's put His own Word at stake. If you call, if you seek him, you'll find him, if you call upon Him, He'll save you. But once death siezes you---- It's done.