I `ad that Les Barker in my cab the other day. `e was writing another ditty and trying to find a suitable rhyme for "zebra stripes".
`e sighed and said , "Morning Jim. Will you take me up the American Embassy, please. I s`pose I`ve gotta spend another fruitless day applying for a visitors permit to sing a few songs over there."
I said, "Well, that shouldn`t be too much of a problem."
`e said, "Well, if you`ve got any ideas I`m all ears."
I said, "Just go and sell some batteries up the Iranian Embassy. Your feet won`t touch and you`ll get a free flight!!"
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