Does anyone remember with nostalgia that great '60s hit "An Open Letter To My Teenage Son"? It inspired numerous "response" records which have mercifully been forgotten, but the original remains a howling 1960s kitsch classic. Here are the lyrics to my own attempt at a jingoistic song, though I haven't gotten around to fitting tune to them yet. But maybe they would be better just grunted: Mammoth Bone Stomp Leader: I know I live in the land of the free 'cause it tells me so on my T. V. Chorus: It tells us so on our T. V. so we know that we live in the land of the free. All: The land of the free on our T.V. is the world's great vision of felicity. Leader: I'll turn whole countries into mud, since oil's a whole lot thicker than blood. Chorus: Yes, oil's a whole lot thicker than blood, so we'll turn whole countries into mud. All: Thicker than blood! Turn them into mud! So you'd better just follow our directions, bud! Leader: And if they don't do what we tell them to, we'll make them into barbecue. Chorus: We'll make them into barbecue unless they do exactly what we tell them to. All: Barbecue: that'll be you, and your baby and your granny and your billy-goat too! Jon Corelis Death of a Nation: political poems
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