FRIENDSHIP
(Cole Porter)

M: If you're ever in a jam, here I am.
F: If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal.
M: If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail.
D: It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot.

F: If you ever lose your way, came to May.
M: If you ever make a flop, call for Pop.
F: If you ever take a boat and get last at sea, write to me.
D: It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgit,
Ours will still be it.

F: If you ever catch on fire, send a wire.
M: If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine, borrow mine.
D: It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have ceased to jell,
Ours will still be swell.

F: If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.
M: If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.
F: If they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain.
D: It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships go up in smoke,
Ours will still be oke.

M: If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind.
F: If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt.
M: If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh.
D: It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgate,
Ours will still be great.

F: If they ever hang you, Pard, send a card.
M: If they ever cut your throat, write a note.
F: If they ever make a cannibal stew of you, invite me too.
D: It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships are up the crick,
Ours will still be slick.