You are one sick flipper, Rapoop! I am glad you live so flippin' far away from Ontario, eh? Havin' you anywhere's near here would be very bad!

Yeah, I was in jail in Sudsy for a whiles, but they kicked me out. They said I was lowerin' the standards there and bein' a bad inflooence on the other prisners! I do not know what the flip they meant by that, but I am glad to be out, eh?

I am on probitation again. I gotta report once a week to the local cop shop and tell 'em what I am doin'. That is a pretty short story most days, so I am basicly out the door in, like, a minute or two. I brung them a old stale donut last week just for laffs. They did not think it was so funny and they would not acksept it. So I ate it myself.

This proves what I have always known. Cops ain't that smart!

- Shane

p.s. You asked about my buddies in jail? Yeah, there was a bunch of my old pals there, includin' regulars like Billie T, Ace, Homerun, Keesick, Jeff D, Mongo, Noodles, Pizza Brain, and Fasttrack. Snake is still there too, but he is NOT my buddy cos he tried to kill Don one time. NEVER touch the brother of a McBride!!!