Hi Naomi As requested:- EXCUSES To the tune of the old traditional song "The Female Drummer" I didn't want to sing tonight, I know that sounds absurd, I'd rather sit and listen, not suffer with me nerves. But my arm's been twisted, so it is no ruddy use, I guess I'll have to sing a song, then use my big excuse. Chorus :- It went all-right at home, don't put the blame on me, It's a lovely song, but I'll get it wrong, 'cos I'm shaking at the knees. I've never sung this song before, so I hope you'll bear with me, Me throat's gone awful funny and I'm dying for a pee. (o I might forget a line or two, or even half a verse, I've only just got over flu and I think it's getting worse. I tried this song out with me wife, she got the tune all wrong, She's got a different instrument and it's never played this song. I've never used a mike before, is this the way you stand? Do I leave it where it is, or, should I hold it in me hand? I've had an awful day today; I've just got back you see, I came here straight from me work and I haven't had me tea. I'm starving but I'm here now, so I'll have to sing a song, But if you here me stomach rumbling, well, just try to sing along. I think me memory's failing, but I really can't remember, I forget the words, forget the tune, sometimes forget me gender. My mind's gone blank, what must you think? I shouldn't try to sing. Do the words go dum-de-dum, or, something-something-something? I've not been feeling well of late; I stopped smoking just last night, I'm not familiar with this song and I think me neck's too tight. My guitar's out of tune you know and I broke me favourite pick, I've been and left the words at home and I think I'm feeling sick. Feel free to amend or scrap as you want. GRex
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