I remember Walter doing a monologue about the building of the pyramids . I would love to have the words. God sent the plagues, but what really made the pyramid workers down tools was the blight on the Egyptian Guinness. I can only recall one gem: Now Moses was driving a dumper, at the site of Pharoah's new tomb. He said, "They should have cremated the bugger, it wouldn't half have saved 'em some room!"