Here's one I remember to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" Your eyes are on the story on your color RCA You are seated in a chair, alas, that's just 5 feet away To think your eyes are both exposed to radiation's way Your retinas are gone! Glory Glory don't they fool ya! Radiation's quite peculiar It's hard to keep your eyes on "Julia" Your retinas are gone! There is one more verse but I can't remember it for the life of me!
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