STOP PRESS ++ LATEST NEWS ++ Queen to be held responsible for lack of interest in no-mark westcountry weird-beard hippyshow (sorry, english folk 'underground' spectacular with lots of 'strange things' going on: Hobbity decor..candles galore..careful..it's sooo DARK in there) despite being heavily promoted in farty male pattern blandness mag which nobody reads. Reports indicate that the 86 year-old monarch actually physically prevented people desperate to buy tickets for this sold-out once-in-a-lifetime event. Also to blame are the cuts, the incisions, the ancient Greeks, the modern Greeks, the war against drugs, and..er..Thatcher.
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