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GUEST,He fought in the battle of mons	My old mans a dustman (83* d)	RE: My old mans a dustman	09 Jun 12
My recollection of this song goes like this.... My old mans a dustman He fought in the battle of mons He killed 10,000 germans With only 18 bombs One fell here, one fell there One fell round the corner One poor chap with a bullet in his hat Was crying out for water Water, water, water Water came at last I don't want your water So stick it up your.... Ask old man to tea With all his family, If you don't come I'll tickle your bum With a lump of celery Bernie was a bulldog He swallowed a blade of grass One grew out of his earole The other grew out of his arse That's how I remember it anyway.. Can anyone add to that?

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