saumurer de concombre
Concombre is actually cucumber. "Cornichon" is a small pickle (gherkin). We could say Saumurer de concombre au vinaigre.
Now wait a minute, "saumure" is brine.
Dimmer is "variateur d'ambiance" - or "plus bouché."
Thanks for helping me find "Your Pickle Glows at Night." Now I'll need to look up the tune so I can sing it to Tim.
To celebrate Gore's victory - or to comfort ourselves should the unthinkable happen.