What I've got so far, from my own (unreliable) memories, and questioning still more unreliable sources is: All of a sudden A bloomin' Black Pudding Came sailing through the air All of a sudden A bloomin' Black Pudding I really do declare. It missed my mother And hit my brother And knocked him off his chair Did he duck? Did he fuck - It hit him fair and square Me nanny went crackers And stamped on his knackers And pissed against the wall The dog went mad And bit me Dad In his one and only ball. It sounds like there's still more of a story to come, but that's all I've been able to find - most of it, in various forms, has already been posted, but surely there should be more?
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