Me Da told us Captain Morgan were his grandfather.
Fifteen men on the dead man's chest, Yo-ho-ho and bottle of rum.
Me pirate name be Dirty Tom Vane
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You tend to blend into the background occasionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!