Brilliant, John Hardly!

Of course, we only have their word for what happened ...

Frog Went a Hunting

Frog went a hunting late one night
Uh-hmm, Uh-hmm
Frog went a hunting late one night
The weather was cold, and the moon was bright
Uh-hmm, Uh-hmm

Soon two giggers came in view
With two six packs and a point two two

Frog sneaks up behind the pair
And lifts the gun as it's lying there

Frog in the rushes with the gun
About to have himself some fun

Cradle the gun and then take aim
Aim not to kill, but just to maim

A single shot rings in the night
Gave those giggers a helluva fright

A direct hit right where it hurts
A scream of pain and the red blood spurts

Those two giggers head back to town
How will they ever live this down ?

Here's the tale they plan to use
We used a .22 bullet as a headlight fuse

People will think we've been on the grog
But we can't just say we were shot by a frog

Don't go frog gigging unless you're charmed
'Cos that frog's still there, and that frog's still armed!