Many thanks to everyone who responded to this thread, except for the complete idiot who showed the level of witlessness even he can sink to by saying "No thank you".

Still, at least he was polite for once and that in itself is a great leap forward.

Anyway, there's plenty there to get me started. I particularly liked the one about The Bum on The Rods.

ossonflags. Where do you get the Potters pastilles? I've tried several pharmacies up to now with no luck. I'm already on Potters chest mixture, which is quite effective, and very tasty. But being able to suck on a pastille just before I go on could be very useful indeed.