This is how I felt about aging GROWING OLD DISGRACEFULLY I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A MODEL CITIZEN I ALWAYS TOOK THE RIGHT PLACE IN THE QUEUE BUT NOW THAT I AM AGEING MY BLOOD HAS STARTED RAGING WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO CHORUS NOW NEARING THREE SCORE YEARS AND TEN I'VE STARTED LIFE ALL OVER AGAIN I'LL FIND THAT SECOND CHILDHOOD, JUST YOU SEE I'LL SHOUT IF I DON'T GET MY WAY I'LL THROW A TANTRUM EVERY DAY AND TRY MY VERY HARDEST TO GROW OLD DISGRACEFULLY I'VE ALWAYS TRIED TO KEEP MYSELF IN SHAPE WITH EXERCISE AND DIET I TOOK CARE BUT NOW MY SIZE IS GROWING I DON'T MIND THE BULGES SHOWING I FLAUNT THEM JUST TO MAKE THE YOUNG ONES STARE I'LL ARM MYSELF WITH ZIMMER FRAME OR STICK I'LL THREATEN EVERY YOB OUT IN THE STREET AND WHEN I JOIN MY MATES – IN ELECTRIC BUGGY RACING THEY'D BETTER WATCH JUST WHERE THEY PUT THEIR FEET AND WHEN I TAKE MY VEHICLE ON THE ROAD I'LL SHOW THE WORLD THAT I HAVE TIME TO BURN THOUGH THIS MAY BE MY LAST GAME I'LL DAWDLE IN THE FAST LANE AND MAKE ALL THOSE BOY RACERS WAIT THEIR TURN Have fun.............
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