Why is it, eh? Why the flip is it that I get no flippin' resppect in this town? Peeple treat me like I was, like, a flippin' moron, eh? The cops talk to me like I was a little kid, for flip's sake! I don't even get no respeckt at Tim Hortons!!! My own bruther flips me the bird! His new girlfriend Laurie won't even talk to me! The welfare office keeps givin' me the gears. Taxis will not pick me up. Most girls pretend not to, like, even see me when they walk by. A straid dog peed on my leg yesterday while I was standin' by the bus stop! This has got to stop, eh? I am serious. There will be trouble if it don't! - Shane
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