Here's another part of the Salvation Army song - I just remembered:

Glorious, glorious, one keg of beer for the four of us.
Throw a nickel on the drum, save another drunken bum
Throw a nickel on the drum and you'l be saved.

(Verse - Spoken)
Oh, I used to drink
And I used to smoke
And I used to lie in the gutter
With men

Now I no longer drink
And I don't smoke
And I NEVER lie in the gutter
With men

All I do
Is stand here and beat this god-damned drum.

Throw a nickel on the drum
Save another drunken bum
Throw a nickel on the drum
And you'll be saved

(There are a lot of verses - maybe they'll come to me later.)