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GUEST,Sharon ADD:Gentlemen should please refrain/Humoresque (44) RE: Lyr Req: Gentlemen should please refrain 10 Nov 12

My Dad who went to University in the 1950's in Sydney (Australia) had this version:

Passengers will please refrain
From passing water while the train
Is standing in the station or at rest
We encourage constipation
While the train is at the station
Passengers will please do their best

He also had a Latin Mass parody which began:

I can play dominoes better than you can
(response) No-oo you can't

Does anyone know the rest of that one?

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