:-) Gnu, my cat's may not be able to type (yet) but they CAN talk...
Based on the original problem, though, the cat only does this when no one is around. Difficult to scold, swat, whatever if you are not there.... I still would suggest putting something on the carpet to make the cat not want to be there, be it a sticky mat, tin foil, static mat, or citrus spray.
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