I `ad that astro-ologer in my cab yesterday morning. I once saw him reading palms in the interval when we did that Singers Club in London. `e told Bob Davenport that `e was going on a long journey but I know `ed `eard that Bob was booked up in Newcastle in the week.
`e said, "Morning Jim, could you take me up to `yde Park, please. We`re `aving a winding up Solstice meeting".
I said, "What`s up then, Jupiter?. Winding up?. You all on the cusp or something?"
`e said, "Nah Jim. It`s the Mayan calender. Its finishes on the 21st. We`re all for the chop tomorrow. I assume I get a free ride?"
I said, " Look `ere Jupe. First you pay for the fare, and second, all that happened in South America those many years ago was that the geezer writing it down ran out of chalk!!"
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