I `ad that Sandy in my cab the other day. I picked `im up at `is little cottage in Chelsea. `e said, "`Allo Jim, you alright then?" I said, "Yeah Sandy, apart from a slight toothache. What can we do for you?" `e said, "Oh Bless! Would you take me up to Shepherds Market, we`re `aving a conference to decide the `omosexual marriage question." I said, "Blimey ,I dunno what for, I thought it `ad already been settled." `e said, "What do yo mean?" I said, "Surely the question is, DO YOU TAKE THIS MAN TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED `USBAND/WIFE,(Delete where required)!!" Whaddam I Like??
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