Just in case anyone receives one of these purporting to come from me, please be aware that 1: I have no passport. 2: I have no mobile phone. 3. I have only rarely travelled outside of the UK, and wouldn't go to most countries anyway, for one reason or another. 4. I don't do flying, so wouldn't be in possession of a plane ticket. 5. I have no credit cards. 6. I have no money. (I'm a folk singer, for God's sake). However, if you are mug enough to want to send me money, I'd prefer GBP. Vic: What do you call a folk singer who's split up with his girlfriend?.....Homeless. John Kelly.
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