all very well, but I wouldn't have time to play the guitar and watch Bargain Hunt if I was arsing round cooking food.

Anyway I like rubbish - pasties and burgers and things that only bad people eat.

They didn't have the right to flog me horse meat under the guise of something else. Tesco have a record of all the things I buy. They should return the money for all the things they sold without finding out what was in them.

If they think its Findus's fault - that's not my concern. The initial agreement was that they were selling ME beef - not something else. They broke the agreement.

They use the records of sales to suggest things I might like to buy. How about using their records for returning money to people they have sold wrong stuff to.